Snews will be the most objective news source on music, movies, and video games ever.
The way objectivism will be acheived is by only reporting the raw statistics and
objective indexes for a given work. This will eliminate a good deal of bias and will
almost completely annhiliate the notion of click-bait articles.
Indexes for objectively measurable components of art (kind of like stock indexes) are
a completely untapped tool of journalism. It will allow for an entirely new way to
view and rank art within a given medium and genre, purely objectively. This will help
get rid of the notion that art is completely subjective and will also give rise to a
means by which you can efficiently curate your culture.
You can submit reviews to email@example.com with the subject "Snews_Review".